Chesterfield Asks Residents To Call 811 Before Digging Any Shallow Graves This Holiday Season
Chesterfield County has asked residents to call 811 and request to have their utility lines marked prior to digging any shallow graves this holiday season.
Neighbor With Diesel Truck Announces Plans To Let It Idle For Next Two Hours
Brandermill resident and diesel enthusiast Chuck Clatter has announced plans to let his truck idle for the next two hours.
Geologists Predict Harbour Pointe Neighborhood Will Fall Into Reservoir by 2050
Geologists with the United States Geological Survey have predicted that the Harbour Pointe neighborhood of Brandermill will fall into Swift Creek Reservoir by the year 2050.
Local Dad Outtalks Historical Interpreter
Local dad Vance Chatterworth of Riverbirch Trace outtalked a historical interpreter at the Jamestown Settlement on Saturday.
BCA Compliance Pleads with Worst Offenders to Make Literally Any Home Improvement
The Brandermill Community Association is pleading with the owners of the community’s most derelict properties to make literally any home improvement.
Brandermill Dad Declares War on Leaves
Claiming that all other options had been exhausted on Wednesday afternoon, area dad Timothy Autumn has officially declared war on leaves.
Feline Perspective: Not All Who Wander Are Lost
Scroll through any neighborhood forum or Facebook page, and you're bound to find countless posts on the subject of lost cats. As a neighborhood cat, I'd like to set the record straight: A cat is rarely lost. She is usually exactly where she intends to be.
Dog Rehoming Man
Checkers, 4, of Nuttree Woods, has made the difficult decision to rehome his human, Dave Cobblestark, 38.
Local Man Celebrates 91st Birthday Despite Having Never Done CrossFit
Local great-grandfather Charles Elderberry celebrated his 91st birthday on Saturday despite having never done CrossFit.
Rookie HOA Compliance Officer Vomits at First Sight of Unkempt Property
While responding to a resident complaint on Thursday, newly hired compliance officer Jason Weaktummy lost his lunch at the first sight of an unkempt property.
Brandermill Mathematician Develops Algorithm to Predict Date of Next Powell's Trash Service
Local mathematician Long D. Vishun has developed a complex algorithm to predict the date of the next Powell's trash service. The method takes into account the position of the Earth, the phase of the Moon, migratory bird patterns, and countless other scientific factors.
Top Five Uses for the Chesterfield Observer Print Edition
The editorial staff at the Beacon has compiled a list of the top five uses for the Chesterfield Observer print edition.
Publishers Clearing House Chased Out of Brandermill Neighborhood
Mistaken for a door-to-door pest control sales team, representatives from Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes were chased out of a Brandermill neighborhood on Wednesday afternoon.
Entire Weeklong Vacation Spent Undoing Pre-Vacation Anxiety
Working mother Kristen Chatterworth, 38, of Walnut Creek reported on Sunday that she spent the entirety of her weeklong beach vacation recovering from the anxiety experienced in the week preceding her vacation.
Neighborhood Perspectives: Chesterfield Schools Face Bus Driver Shortage
Chesterfield County Public Schools reported last week that the school district is short approximately 100 bus drivers and is urging parents to drive their children to school. We asked neighborhood residents for their perspective on this story. Here’s what they said.
Hydrilla Spotted in Commodore Point Parking Lot Without Required Hangtag
In an audacious display of the resilience and pervasiveness of its species, the invasive plant Hydrilla has overtaken several parking spaces in the Commodore Point parking lot. Sources confirmed no Brandermill resident parking hangtag was visible.
Grandson Good with Computers, Grandmother Reports
Neighborhood grandmother Elaine Trapperdine of Quail Hill reported on Wednesday that her grandson Chase is good with computers.
BCA Asks Residents to Assume Pools Closed Unless Told Otherwise
The Brandermill Community Association has asked residents to assume that all pools are closed for emergency maintenance at all times, unless told otherwise.
Brandermill Teens Publish List of Words Off-Limits to Parents
Brandermill teen correspondent Gretchen Pompidou reported on Thursday that she and her peers have published a list of words that are considered off-limits to parents.