Top Five Uses for the Chesterfield Observer Print Edition

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The editorial staff at the Beacon has compiled a list of the top five uses for the Chesterfield Observer print edition.

1. Fire Starter

As the weather gets cooler, there’s nothing better than gathering around a warm, crackling fire with friends and family. The staff of the Beacon found the dry newsprint of the Observer print edition to be perfectly suited for starting fires in a fireplace, fire pit, or charcoal grill.

2. Gift Wrap

Looking to save a few bucks this holiday season? The print edition of the Chesterfield Observer makes the perfect shabby chic gift wrap for the holiday of your choice.

3. Crafts for Kids

The crisp pages of the Observer print edition are ideal for folding, cutting, and gluing your way to a wholesome good time. Try your hand at a paper hat, paper airplane, or origami.

4. Preventing Future Deliveries of the Chesterfield Observer Print Edition

Prefer the digital edition? Many of our staff and contributors have found that the best way to prevent future deliveries of the Observer print edition is by simply allowing previous editions to accumulate in your paper box. Once you’ve amassed three or four copies, future deliveries will be nearly impossible.

5. Local News Source

If the first four options don’t strike your fancy, you can always consider using the Chesterfield Observer print edition as a local news source. While no member of the Beacon staff has read the Observer print edition, we’ve heard unconfirmed reports that it contains reliable information on local topics.

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