Rookie HOA Compliance Officer Vomits at First Sight of Unkempt Property

While responding to a resident complaint on Thursday, newly hired compliance officer Jason Weaktummy lost his lunch at the first sight of an unkempt property.

The BCA received a call from a Brandermill resident on Thursday morning to report multiple violations at a property in Fox Chase.

BCA compliance officers Steven Haggard and Jason Weaktummy arrived at the scene within minutes. Several violations were immediately apparent, including unattended toys, a derelict boat, and a shed that hadn’t received BCA approval prior to construction.

Jason Weaktummy couldn’t get past what he was seeing. “My head started to spin at the shear number of violations. I tried to stay calm and remember my training, but when I saw the noncompliant mailbox, I just couldn’t hold it in anymore.”

“I guess you just get kinda numb to it after awhile,” said veteran compliance officer Steven Haggard, inhaling deeply from his cigarette. “Weaktummy is a good kid, though I’m not sure he’s cut out for this gig.”