Sales manager Chet Whitetooth has made several posts to the popular social platform LinkedIn, sources report.

“Brandsplaining” has become increasingly prevalent on Brandermill Facebook groups, sources report.

Lory Clutter’s post on the popular Facebook group Buy-Nothing Brandermill offered a grim look into the condition of her home interior.

Jenna Workhome of Shallowford Landing has postponed her daily walk to the mailbox until her neighbor, Bert Shootbreeze, goes back inside.

In an effort to reduce the amount of firework activity in our community this holiday weekend, members of the BranderPaws Facebook group have initiated a ‘no questions asked’ firework surrender program.

In the name of science, I’ve compiled a list of theories concerning the obscene number of cars in my neighbor’s driveway. Here’s what I came up with.

Decades ago, the Ten Plagues of Brandermill were inflicted by God upon our irreverent community for continued disobedience of the HOA covenants. Below you will find a summary of each plague, as outlined in the ancient Book of Brandermill.

Outlaw Flapjack Bill and his sidekick Grits N. Graveigh were gunned down by Chesterfield County Marshalls outside the Cracker Barrel Old Country Store on Hull Street late Monday evening.

Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin signed Senate Bill 777 on Monday, banning squatted trucks from state highways. The ban applies to modified vehicles whose front bumpers sit four inches or higher than the rear.

Local foundation repair contractor Upright Foundations has announced it will offer Brandermill residents complimentary grief counseling services with any foundation inspection.

Reclusive resident Phillip Bingewatch, known throughout the community as 'Brandermill Phil,' emerged from his Quail Hill home on Wednesday and predicted six more weeks of winter.

In a press release on Tuesday, Scotch® announced their latest product lineup, including their new and revolutionary 'Abundance of Caution' Tape.

New photographic evidence brought forward by the Swift Creek Monster Research Group is said to show evidence of a large reptilian creature that inhabits Swift Creek Reservoir.

As the year comes to an end, let’s all take a moment of silent reflection to remember the things we lost in 2021.

Chesterfield County has asked residents to call 811 and request to have their utility lines marked prior to digging any shallow graves this holiday season.

Brandermill resident and diesel enthusiast Chuck Clatter has announced plans to let his truck idle for the next two hours.

Geologists with the United States Geological Survey have predicted that the Harbour Pointe neighborhood of Brandermill will fall into Swift Creek Reservoir by the year 2050.

Local dad Vance Chatterworth of Riverbirch Trace outtalked a historical interpreter at the Jamestown Settlement on Saturday.