Scotch® Releases New 'Abundance of Caution' Tape

In a press release on Tuesday, Scotch® announced their latest product lineup, including their new and revolutionary 'Abundance of Caution' Tape.

Below is an excerpt from the press release:

Out of an abundance of caution, we're excited to announce our latest product, Abundance of Caution Tape. After careful consideration of various product name options, including Profusion of Care, Plentitude of Vigilance, and Cornucopia of Wariness, we ultimately settled on Abundance of Caution. We expect business owners, jurisdictions, and consumers will find our Abundance of Caution Tape useful for alerting the public of closures and cancellations, especially those due to the COVID-19 virus.

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