In Remembrance: Things We Lost in 2021

As the year comes to an end, let’s all take a moment of silent reflection to remember the things we lost in 2021.

- Brandermill residents lost access to North Beach pool due to a shattered pair of prescription swim goggles.

- Cindy Nearsighted of Long Hill lost a pair of prescription swim goggles at North Beach pool.

- Brandermill lost the Traitorson Family to Woodlake. They are not welcome back.

- Brandon Triggers, 8, lost several foam darts during a Nerf battle in Fox Chase.

- Cheryl Singlemom of Fox Chase lost a day’s work after her dog swallowed several Nerf darts and had to be rushed to the vet.

- Mimi Widow of Riverbirch Trace lost her husband in November after he was swallowed by a pile of leaves while raking their front yard.

- Steve Fauxvid of Fortunes Ridge lost his sense of taste and smell to what he continues to refer to as a media hoax.

- Timmy Hurls, 7, of Walnut Creek lost his lunch in the shallow end of St. Ledgers pool.

- Valerie Listalot of Walkers Ferry lost her privileges on the Facebook group Buy Nothing Brandermill for attempting to gift her husband to another family.

- Debbie Dogwalker of Winterberry Ridge apparently lost her roll of plastic bags, because she has yet to pick up her dog’s poop from my front yard.

We at the Beacon wish you a happy and prosperous New Year!