Taking cues from European auto manufacturers, Husqvarna has announced a new European delivery program for its backpack leaf blowers.

The emotional state of neighborhood dad Aerate N. Seed is directly linked to the condition of his lawn, sources report. 

Indoor kid Billy Screentime was spotted by neighbors yesterday for the first time since Memorial Day. 

The much anticipated 2024 installment of the popular video game franchise HOA Simulator is finally here, and we at The Beacon couldn't wait to get our hands on it. Full of new features and upgrades, the latest installment in the series is sure to please fans with the attention to detail we've come to expect from this developer. 

Canada Goose and father of eight Robert Down Jr. has spent much of the past year pondering the path that led him to the Waterford Office Park in Midlothian.

School Administrator Deborah D. Zine of Chesterfield County Public Schools has set a new record for the most fonts used in a single academic newsletter.

The Brandermill Community Association has released a deck of playing cards that includes the names and photos of the most-wanted HOA covenant violators. 

During a press conference at the Pearly Gates on Friday, a spokesperson for Heaven announced that God received a non-compliance notice from the Brandermill Community Association for failure to seek approval prior to felling numerous trees in the neighborhood during the previous week’s storm.

Glen Scurvy, 38, of Walnut Creek, relies on a single daily banana to maintain his overall health, sources report.

Larry Barge, owner of local pontoon boat Sunny Daze, was reported on Thursday to be using nautical terminology with his passengers as he approached the dock at The Boathouse restaurant.

Great White Shark Toothy McFins held local man Bobby Saltlife underwater for a brief selfie on Sunday before releasing him back onto the beach.

Polyphony Digital, developer of the popular racing video game Gran Turismo, announced on Wednesday that Brandermill Parkway has been added to its track lineup.

A group of vigilante Brandermill residents has taken the enforcement of the HOA covenants into their own hands and has adopted the slogan, "We Don't Call the BCA." 

Brandermill resident Denise O’Startles has set a new standard for athletic consistency by being surprised by runners passing her on 14,493 consecutive walks.

In the 1970s, the rising cost of fuel and rapid population growth caused Santa Claus to look at outsourcing some of his deliveries to third parties who came to be known as The Second Santas.

Inspired by World Cup soccer, the popular Facebook group Branderdads will offer a ‘soccer flop’ clinic for avoiding yard work. 

In an annual tradition that dates back to the founding of the neighborhood, the Brandermill Community Association will pardon a reservoir goose on Thanksgiving Day.