Brandermill Missed Connections

You were arguing with a server at The Boathouse over their policy of automatically adding gratuity to the check. I was sending back a perfectly good margarita because it didn't meet my impossible expectations. We're terrible people by ourselves, but as a couple, I think we could be absolutely horrible. Any chance you'd be up for meeting somewhere for drinks so we can emotionally scar the wait staff? -Displeased in Carriage Creek

I was at the Commodore Point parking lot walking north and taking photos of cars without Brandermill parking tags. You were doing the same thing, but walking south. We met in the middle of the lot and both laughed and blushed. Maybe we could go for a walk together and look for HOA covenant violations? -Determined in Walkers Ferry

You were tailgating me on Brandermill Parkway so closely that I could see the blue of your eyes. Luckily for you, I like short-tempered men with something to prove. Let’s go for a ride in the fast lane? -Fueled Up in Fox Chase

You gave me a quote to repair my cracked foundation. Your explanation of Brandermill’s shrink-swell soil really communicated the peril of my situation. Could you be my shoulder to cry on? -Falling Apart in Fortunes Ridge

I asked for recommendations for leaf removal. You responded with an article that outlines why leaf removal is detrimental to the environment. Let's hang out and you can tell me some other things I already know? -Mansplained in Planterswood