The Brandermill Community Association has asked residents to assume that all pools are closed for emergency maintenance at all times, unless told otherwise.

Brandermill teen correspondent Gretchen Pompidou reported on Thursday that she and her peers have published a list of words that are considered off-limits to parents.

Local businesswoman Christine Banglestorm, owner of Swift Creek Medical Supply, reported on Tuesday that her entire staff quit after reading a motivational poster recently hung on the wall of the office break room.

Checkers, 4, of Nuttree Woods, reported on Thursday that he has grown tired of being the best friend of owner Dave Cobblestark.