Branderdads Facebook Group Offers ‘Soccer Flop’ Clinic For Avoiding Yard Work

Inspired by World Cup soccer, the popular Facebook group Branderdads will offer a ‘soccer flop’ clinic for avoiding yard work. 

The “flop” or “dive” is commonly used in professional soccer to fake injury and gain advantage over the opposing team. 

A spokesperson for Branderdads told us that a well-timed flop can be used by dads to get out of obligations such as yard work, household chores, or dinner with the in-laws.

“We think the flop is currently underutilized by Brandermill dads, and we want to change that.”

A spokesperson for Brandermoms declined our request for interview, simply responding, “Nice try, dads.”